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phonemosis 

phone-moh-sis, os-

1. Physical phone chemistry
a. The fluid tendency an individual has to handle their phone, due to somebody in close proximity handling their phone.
b. The subtle or gradual absorption of wanting to touch a phone.

Compared to osmosis
Without phonemosis I would push far less buttons & apps on my phone.
phonemosis by Julsmas March 16, 2016
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phonocosis

The constant need to be on one or two phones and a blacberry for the majority of the day.
Excuse me jim, your phonocosis is a disease. You need to be on the phone all day. It'a real problem. You need help. I recommend a phone-e-ectomy
phonocosis by plaw May 28, 2009
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phonemosexual 

When someone becomes so addicted to their phone, that they care more about the well-being of their phone rather than the people around them.
Oh my god, did you see Rachel’s 25 instagram posts this morning? She’s TOTALLY “Phonemosexual”.
phonemosexual by Boodaman1027 February 2, 2018

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
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