phonie homie

when you think your best friend/homie has your back when something happens, but they end up ditching you for no reason

Dan-"dude can you be my wingman tonight?"
Kyle-"Sorry, I'm playing Combat Arms"
Dan-"wow phonie homie!"

by imhilarrious April 7, 2010

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Phone Home

Popular phrase hollered by famous rapper Lil Wayne.

You obviously only hear music and don't listen to it. If you all would listen closely, he says "we are not the same I am a Martian".

In the movie E.T., the main character is a lost alien, who needs to "phone home" to be rescued. Weezy is simply referencing this Hollywood classic while simultaneously proving how we are not the same as him because he is an alien. WHATS UP

Lil Wayne: PHONE HOME!

by MCDC TWIST October 23, 2008

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phone home

when you're tried to do something and it's such a disaster that you need to call in moral support and reconsider your life goals

Friend1: I just got a 12 on my assignment :(
Friend2: 12 out of what?
Friend1: 100
Friend2: Yo, at this point you might as well phone home.

by bro_07 September 26, 2018

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DP phone home

While you're fucking a girl, take her cell phone and slip it into her other end. Just before her climax, call it. The vibration will blow her mind. A great way to impress the ladies. LG Rumors work well. Blackberries work for the ambitious at heart.

girl- "I never expected him to call me back so soon! Boy it really blew my mind! DP phone home, you're my hero."
guy- "Next time its my turn."

by mypetsally February 25, 2011

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