Phonemo

When everyone but you has access to their phone

Hey. Guys, put your phones away, you’re giving me phonemo

by natt June 24, 2022

phonemo

The fear of missing out on something on your phone.

Stacey is ALWAYS on her phone. She has phonemo.

by FreshWords February 9, 2025

Phonecognito

Not reachable using calls or emails to your smartphone.

“I’m going phonecognito this weekend. I mean it.”

“Got it. Oh, but what if Winona calls? About the proposal. Can I email you at least?”

“Nope. Total phonecognito.”

“Geeeeeez. You really are serious. So you’re not even taking your phone?”

“Well, .. but not for work.”

by PJMac August 21, 2012

Mexican Phonebooth

The stall of any public bathroom where mexican employees hide from their bosses to make phone calls while pretending to shit.

I need to take a dump but Hector the dishwasher is in the Mexican phonebooth

by BeerGuy65 April 14, 2011

phoneman

an answering machine

"she doesn't even know how to transcribe a message from her phoneman!"

by dwight schrute - beet farmer September 17, 2007

Phoneposting

The act of posting using a smartphone or any mobile device on sites like 4chan or reddit.

It's usually seen as a bad thing, specially by oldfags, since these sites are better known of being used in more traditional platforms like desktop and laptop PCs.

Phoneposter: I'm posting this using my phone

Repply 1: dumb phoneposter

Repply 2: phoneposting should be banned

by csc1 March 31, 2018

Phonebooker

A person who never uses Facebook for social networking but rather to accumulate an alphabetical list of people like a phonebook. A Facebooker that uses Facebook soley to respond to friend requests, but never posts a single status update, makes comments or even has a profile picture.

"Jane is such a phonebooker! She has 333 friends on Facebook and has never posted anything on her profile, not even a picture."

"Don't be such a phonebooker! Update your status every once in awhile!"

by Youknowyadayada February 15, 2010