Urban Dictionary: Definitions by FreshWords

deuce egg

“Where’s the outhouse because I gotta go lay a deuce egg?”

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Stacey is ALWAYS on her phone. She has phonemo.

phonemo by FreshWords February 9, 2025

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When parents constantly compare the way they are raising their children to the way other parents are doing so.

Her parents were so caught up comparenting that they failed to recognize their own shortcomings.

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I thought the breeder said she was the, "Runt of the litter." But judging by her behavior he must have said, "Cunt of the litter."

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Verb - To dry heave.

The smell of vomit made her dreave.

dreave by FreshWords August 17, 2022

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When you get slapped after making a joke about someone’s partner.

I made a joke about her lover and she Oscar slapped me.

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A bad headache caused by drinking too much wine.

She drank 2 bottles of red last night. She’s got a wigraine this morning.

wigraine by FreshWords February 19, 2022

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