Having a conversation on the phone, where you talk to another human being with your vocal chords.
Tired of chatting with his gf Annie on MSN, Billy decided to be a man and have a phonversation with Annie.
MSN
Annie: Why won't you ever have a phonversation with me?
Billy: Your voice makes me want to throw up. You sound prettier when I can make up a voice in my head for you.
Annie:...we're through.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).