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Internet that is available for cellular phones.
"Hey Todd, what's an "El Nino"?"
"I don't know, I'll check my phonernet."
phonernet by DeChunk July 5, 2008

Phonerbate 

See Phonerbation, past tense of Phonerbation. Sex over the phone.
Did you Phonerbate yesterday?
Phonerbate by Peter J Cireus August 22, 2008

Phonerbation 

Having Phone sex, maasturbation with assistance
Oh hey honey lets Phonerbation tonight
Phonerbation by Peter J Cireus June 25, 2008

Phoneternet 

I was trying to check the movie times but my phoneternet is acting up
Phoneternet by goeymon August 6, 2010

Phonerbating 

The act of excessively using your phone in any social situation.
The party was raging, but Adam wouldn't have known because he was too busy phonerbating.
Phonerbating by crankzone69 October 22, 2011

phonelet 

word describing new generation of iphones or smart phones that are larger than a phone but smaller than a tablet pc.
Corkey couldn't wait to be the first cool boy in the office to have a phonelet.
phonelet by ShadeyHillRanch May 26, 2010
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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