phobn

(pronounced: fobbin) to call someone when intoxicated; to drunk dial

Sue: Are you going to phobn later tonight?
Amy: If I drink enough.

Amy: I got so drunk last night I started to phobn people.

by Amy Youngberg July 31, 2008

Poopy Asshole Nigga Fart Phobia

The fear of having an unclean asshole after pooping, often causing you to wipe more than usual.

Robby - "Why did you take so long in the bathroom"
Todd - "Sorry my Poopy Asshole Nigga Fart Phobia makes me stay in the bathroom for a long time"

by SimpCity December 15, 2019

jake paul phobia

A fear of the cancerous youtuber Jake Paul coming to your house to start dabbing on them haters

Jake Paul Phobia scared Jimmy from watching YouTube

by Tobiathin September 16, 2017

Chasity-phobic

when you lack braincells and don’t stan Chasity

yo that uggo isn’t letting me steal their tocos, they’re Chasity-phobic

by hh29 September 19, 2021

phobophobophobia

A fear of a person with a fear of phobias

I know a guy with phobophobophobia, its really strange

by Netscape4.0 June 5, 2016

Phoenix Wright

To do a Phoenix Wright is to turn something around; mainly in an argument.

Me: So, did you have a go at him for stealing your girlfriend?
Callum: Yeah, but he "Phoenix Wright"ed me, and now I'm the bad guy.

Me: I was getting whinged at by my parents the other day, but I did a Phoenix Wright. As a result, they apologised and gave me a tenner.

by Sublime With Alex August 15, 2014

river phoenix

Talented actor of the early nineties/late eighties. He died very young of a drug overdose in October, 1993. He was nominated for an Academy Award for his supporting role in Running On Empty. He was also a vegan and an activist for PETA. He received a lot of acclaim for his controversial role in My Own Private Idaho, where he was rumored to have begun his drug abuse.

River Phoenix will be missed for his talent, most of all.

by Nikki R. July 5, 2005