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Portmanteau of 'pussy' and 'loogie'. Consists of a frothy dollop of semen that the woman pushes out post sex.
"Enough cuddling. I've been holding your cum in for five minutes, I need to go ploog."
Ploog by MooHen July 25, 2020
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The puddle of liquid that collects around the rim of a softdrink or beverage can.
"I'm saving the ploog for later."
ploog by Van Locker January 26, 2004
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ploog noog 

I feel like a big fat Ploog Noog.
Have a look at you ya bloody Ploog Noog
ploog noog by Tgreig September 23, 2017
A word commonly used as an alternative for "greasy ass fool." The main target of the word is someone with lackluster hygiene. The average Plog looks like their hair has not been washed in upwards of a week. Common practices of a Plog include but are not limited to: 1) Not cleaning under their nails. 2) Wiping back-to-front. 3) Swimming in lakes.
Background of the word is that it started in Northern Virginia. It was later brough to The Pennsylvania State University, where it is heard on a daily basis today.
Carter: Yo u see Dan over there? Dude looks sebaceous as hell, he's radiating some major Plog energy.
Gunsmoke: For real, I saw homie running to go swim in a lake the other day too. He looked like Sonic the Hedge-Plog.
Plog by TheGunsmoke April 26, 2022
A poop that shoots out of your ass and splashes in the toilet.
My butt was well lubed today! It's ploop ploop ploop!
A socially awkward, often light-haired and pale, boy. Often runs unnecessarily around school and plays squash/fencing.
Our music teacher is such a fucking ploont man.
Ploont by superstraightdave January 17, 2010
To phone someone in order to have that person look up something on the internet for you.
I don't know what Christian Bale's first movie either. Let's phoogle Kevin and find out.
phoogle by ozMKE August 10, 2006
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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