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Palinese 

A hard-to-decipher language that originated in Wasilla, Alaska. Believed to have first been spoken and heard in the 21st Century, it is characterized by use of moronic oversimplified phrases such as "Russia's in my backyard," "gotcha journalism," "death panels," "lame stream media," and "you betcha."

Estimated global population known to speak the language: 1 person(s)
If the former Governor of Alaska decides to run for President in 2012, we'll all need some type of interpreter during the debates 'cause no one else on earth understands Palinese.
Palinese by dookeyboy November 21, 2010
A person beyond comparison. One so awesome as to instantly make all others jealous. While make others so envious so they will give up. A Philine usually carries a satchel or other bag.
Two girls at a party.
"Did you see that girl who just walked in?"
"Yeah! What a Philine!"
"She is such a Philine. Just look at her."
"I know. We don't stand a chance anymore."
"Let's leave."
Philine by DictionaryDog April 17, 2010

Philineness 

1. So cool that it is blinding.
2. The act of carrying a satchel.
3. Something totally freaking awesome.
"Ow, her Philineness is blinding! I can't see!"

"Did you see her satchel?"
"Yeah, complete, utter Philineness."

"Do you like soccer?"
"Of course! It is total Philineness."
Philineness by DictionaryDog April 18, 2010
A person who's a mixed race between the Filipinos from the Philippines and Chinese of any origin.
Phinese are currently very common in the Phillippines.
Phinese by Silvestar December 29, 2016

Philiness 

The essence of awesome.
Cool but not freezing.
Unattainable unless you carry a satchel.
"Her Philiness is just radient"

"Wow I will never have that much Philiness"
Philiness by DictionaryDog April 17, 2010

Palinese 

An incoherent rant utilizing multiple unrelated catch phrases and cliches in a fantastically run-on sentence.
The half-term governor gave a Palinese description of her position on the economy that left all listeners baffled at her comment.
Palinese by Bad Ass Liberal September 16, 2016