A measure of distance anywhere between 5 steps and 5 miles. Given by Rangers at Philmont who have no idea what the actual distance to where you are going, so they completely bullshit their answer when you ask them how far it is to anywhere.
Scout: How far is it from Shaefer's Pass to the Tooth of Time?
Ranger: It's exactly 1.75 miles.
Scout: Since that is 1.75 Philmont miles, its probably about 4 real miles.
A person, especially an extra portly male, who spends most of his day naked with his flesh tool in hand and rolls overfloweth, typing on his keyboard one stubby finger at a time, flipping screens between gay porn and multiple online blogs and pages managed by him.
Last week I walked in on Stilton being a phildo and I don’t think I can ever erase that image from my mind.
A man who has an uncontrollable redhead obsession, and forgets where, who, and what he is whenever he sees a redheaded girl. Upon identifying the object of his desires, the redhead-o-phile will not rest until he either gets in her pants or gets stopped by the redhead's pepper spray.
Exhibit A: "I heard the redhead-o-phile next door cheer and give a round of applause for the picture of a redhead he found on google."
Exhibit B: "My friend and I were walking down the street when we saw a redhead; the way he started drooling and staring uncontrollably makes me suspect that he's a closet redhead-o-phile."
Exhibit C: "There are so many redhead-o-philes in this neighborhood that redheads should stay as far away as possible, unless said redhead happens to be a hooker."
1. scout friend : "dude, i went to Philmont this summer and learned all this great stuff, what did you do?"
Friend of scout: "umm.. wasted my life with video games?"
2. "when you die, you go on an eternal Philmont trek!"
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*