phesterus

An appendage of dubious or unknown quality or origin.

"When I touched that buffarilla I couldn't tell what was down there, probably a butt-plug or some other phesterus."

by Ivan Johnson November 13, 2006

Phisteris

Anything you want it to be :)

"His feet are big, which means he has a huge phisteris."
"Let's go smoke some phisteris so you can relax."
"I beat that chick in and caught that phisteris, now i gotta go see a doctor."

by Crunkdizzle October 5, 2011

phasterus

(fa-stair-us) A noun that is used to fill in where needed, can mean anything that is wanted by the user.

Did you hear that David drives a Phasterus?
That looks like a phasterus.

by David L. [SM] July 2, 2006

Pestersome

The act of pestering someone insistantly when you want something from them they don't have to give you.

Man: "I want a blow job."

Woman: "I know, you've asked 12 times. I said later. You're being pestersome."

by Lady face May 5, 2013

Paestrus

The male version of estrus.

Bo is following Nancy around and giving her lovey dovey eyes. I think he's in paestrus.

by kristencox January 17, 2022

peterus

Nickname for someone named Peter a peterus is rarely found in the wild but when found he will outsmart you with his big brain. Commonly it's found that peteruses have really big dicks, but the one we found for this example. Has a very small liddle dick

Damn..I found a Peterus yesterday.

by GurilaGod September 9, 2020