phelonious 

Relating to or involved in activity of FIGHTING FOR CHANGE against the unjust and old ideology to bring equality.

Why did they use TEAR GAS on the phelonious protesters? They were within there constitutional right!

phelonious by Ph3lonious August 31, 2020

thelonious 

A caring dude who is always there for whoever needs him. he is a good listener and can make any situation a bit lighter. he is good looking and smart, and only pulls the coolest girls, if you are lucky enough to get him as your boyfriend, you can be sure he only wants the best for you and would never do anything to hurt you. he is a cool person who has excellent taste in music, clothes, etc. He is a good thinker and is amazing at giving advice and someone trustworthy to talk to. an all around good guy.

girl 1: wow he is so sweet, but kinda shy, he is the perfect type of guy
girl 2: yeah, i love his easygoing personality, he is a true thelonious

thelonious by amelia1111 October 17, 2017

thelonious monk 

Simply the best pianist of all time. He was incredibly innovative, wore a beret and sunglasses at most of his performances. Showed emotion, used complex rhythms, and was awesome.

Monk is in the ranks with Duke Ellington, Oscar Peterson, Art Tatum, Bill Evans, etc.

Person A: You haven't heard of Thelonious Monk?
Person B: No, who's he?
Person A: You're retarded.

thelonious monk by jazzwise November 21, 2009

Thelonious Jagger 

a gay dude who plays basketball (also known as Tj) in the tv show andi mack. him and cyrus hit it off in season three. (favorite muffin: blueberry macadamia)

"Thelonious Jagger is totally gay for cyrus" "I know right lol"

Thelonious Jagger by normansbooks February 3, 2021

thelonious funk 

The act of plowing a girl over a piano and it resulting in her playing a series of cluster chords.

Syn: the herbie jamcock

Trish and I were working on a new piece we are writing but it led to a massive thelonious funk. Needless to say the piano needs to be tuned.

thelonious funk by macNchee April 22, 2014

philonious

Adjective - When a doctor of philosophy (PhD) or well-educated person receives a felony conviction for a relatively low-level crime;

I am disappointed in our legal system. Doctor Christof did not deserve to get a felony on his record for having 100 grams of ecstasy at a music festival. That's so philonious!

philonious by Adam D Soto April 24, 2018

Philonious Phunk

Also known as Phillipe Fortin

Hey Philonious Phunk, wheres Mr. Clean Nitro Biz? I just got some prawns and im hungarian so i want to go to sub native.

Philonious Phunk by Steen November 12, 2004