a fake boobed slut who doesnt know how to talk or spell. shes dumb as a stump and doesnt even remember her own name.
person 1: how does my boob job look?
person 2: it looks like fortines
person 1: shit it looks that bad?
person 2: worse!
person 2: it looks like fortines
person 1: shit it looks that bad?
person 2: worse!
by cactuspee May 30, 2009
A video game that causes guys to loose their girlfriend and end up like no life’s because they give their video game more attention then their girlfriend and never cares to hangout with her.
by Im_truthful March 25, 2018
Mathieu Fortin (noun): A master of finding discounts and sales, often referred to as the "Rebate King." Has a peculiar fondness for Ziploc bags, and is known to have an extensive collection of them. Never skips a night without eating a slice of toast before bed, claiming it's the secret to a good night's sleep. Overall, a quirky and thrifty individual who always finds a way to make the most of his resources.
"Mathieu Fortin strikes again with his amazing deal-finding skills, scoring a massive discount on his favorite Ziploc bags - all while munching on a slice of toast before bedtime."
by Angus McShaggy March 13, 2023
A scrawny little bitch that gets salty over every little thing in the world. Usually found wearing a diaper because when he gets salty he shits everywhere.
Cameron Fortin is a salty bitch
by TrannysRus February 6, 2019
Do you Know Thomas?
Thomas who?
Thomas Fortin He's my best friend and has been for a very long time!
Thomas who?
Thomas Fortin He's my best friend and has been for a very long time!
by atlillian May 28, 2011
This is a boy, or girl, (no one knows their actual gender) They enjoy playing FORTNITE and SHELLSHOCKERS 12 hours a day, 8 days a week. Looks pretty sick in his big ass gamer head phones. Kinda lowkey a thot and can easily finesse your bitch. Always bullies little girls named Liam. Some ppl might consider him a gay pedophile cuz he likes little boys named Ryan more than his girlfriend. Really enjoys music, mostly Ariana Grande and likes to participate in show choir. These poor kids tend to get bullied a lot but its ok cuz they have awesome girlfriends that write things on Urban dictionary for them.
by fhcisbjdsbfjbasofbosafbosabgfo December 20, 2018
Self-named Chinese, usually male. Created from the inability to correctly pronounce /i:/ sounds. Allows people to call them both Fortin or Fourteen. Tends to love hip hop and dance. Finds Hello Kitty adorable. This type of person is allows there for their friends, but has a real hard time giving fuck occasionally. Tends to have one lifelong best friend and a collection of close acquaintances.
Likes attention.
Likes attention.
New coworker: I'm sorry, was that Fortin or Fourteen?
Fortin: Fourteen, Fortin.
*Silence*
New Coworker: Nice to meet you!
Fortin: Fourteen, Fortin.
*Silence*
New Coworker: Nice to meet you!
by SailorPseudonym June 18, 2019