petraru 

A pet that even people want to marry

I love my petraru

petraru by AlOlO/ May 26, 2021

Petrarchan Lover 

a petrarchan lover is one whose undying love for another is not returned

Grace is a petrarchan lover her ex never loved her even though she loved him

Petrarchan Lover by Idi February 16, 2022

Francesco Petrarca 

Francesco Petrarca, commonly anglicized as Petrarch, was a scholar and poet of early Renaissance Italy, and one of the earliest humanists. Also known as the worlds first simp.

Dude1: Bruh you're such a simp.
Dude2: Bruh thanks, I always wanted to be like Francesco Petrarca

Francesco Petrarca by boolwinkle April 11, 2021

Vlad Petrariu

A Vlad petrariu has aids, if you ever see a Vlad petrariu do not make eye contact, don’t even speak to him, each human contact you have with this "thing " you will lose 50 brain cells, you may also get cancer,

Girl 1: Oh shit I see Vlad Petrariu, Ugh I just loses 50 brain Cells
Girl 2: oh no! Tell me when he is gone!!

Vlad Petrariu by Janky Xiong December 7, 2018

petrarchan lover 

petrarchan lover is when you love someone but they don't or never loved you back even though you gave your undying love to them

Grace is a petrarchan lover her ex never loved her even though she loved him

petrarchan lover by yourlengerz123 December 3, 2021

Petraeus missile 

Penis

Dude, what are you doing Saturday night?
I'm going out and see if I can shoot my Petraeus missile.

Petraeus missile by HHWB November 21, 2012

petrarsh

Alternate form of the word darsh, from the south park episode in aspen. A specific name for a person who is a darsh.

If a girl were to drop a freshly baked plate of cookies, you would say, typical caitlarsh move or petrarsh if it were a boy.

petrarsh by caitlarsh November 25, 2011