Definitions by HHWB

Petraeus missile

Dude, what are you doing Saturday night?
I'm going out and see if I can shoot my Petraeus missile.

Petraeus missile by HHWB November 21, 2012

The act of spending time browsing online auctions, often with no intention of actually bidding.

Bettie's staying home tonight. She just wants to ebaysturbate.

ebaysturbate by HHWB May 25, 2011