ebaysturbate

The act of spending time browsing online auctions, often with no intention of actually bidding.
Bettie's staying home tonight. She just wants to ebaysturbate.
by HHWB May 25, 2011
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Petraeus missile

Penis
Dude, what are you doing Saturday night?
I'm going out and see if I can shoot my Petraeus missile.
by HHWB November 21, 2012
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