2 definitions by HHWB

The act of spending time browsing online auctions, often with no intention of actually bidding.
Bettie's staying home tonight. She just wants to ebaysturbate.
by HHWB May 3, 2011
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Dude, what are you doing Saturday night?
I'm going out and see if I can shoot my Petraeus missile.
by HHWB November 17, 2012
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