Petched

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When something was working fine but now it isn't thanks to you

"Aw mate, I was just onsite installing a NAS but I accidentally petched their switch and now everything is offline."

Petched by shwosty June 9, 2020

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Petched

To petch someone is to touch a little man deliberately but make it look accidental.

Ian: What you doing mate?

Midget: Just hanging around not much, you?

Ian: It's fucking bollocks mate, whats that on your crotch. I'll get it. *

Midget: Get the fuck off. Dude, you just Petched me?

Ian: I can't help it mate, you're a little man

*Grabs a healthy handful of penis.

Petched by Colinlovesmen March 18, 2007

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Petched

To have something put over you in a very entertaining way.

"I got Petched last night"
"I'm on the way to being Petched"
"I woke up Petched as a maggot"
"I only wanted 1 more for the road, but before I knew it. I was Petched"
"Childsy copped a classic Petching"
"Hogarth's up for an extreme Petching tonight"
"I had my Petch goggles on"
"I know she said she was only 17, but I was Petched"

Petched by TaliWhite_Fan August 7, 2014

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Petched

When your team gets wrecked in the first push because you got shot behind cover

Raider: Holy shit dude! We just got petched!
Raider 2: What the fuck is this server

Petched by the wolf intel January 4, 2021

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Petched

Petrified "Petched" refers to have an absolute STONE HARD BOOOOONERRRR.

Origin: Medusa turns people into stone and in doing so they are left looking PETRIFIED. "Rock hard"

"yooo im soo petched right now."
"That girl over there got me petched bro.""

Petched by mrsquirt2_10 August 6, 2024

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Patched

Scottish Slang.
Definition- You just got ignored by someone.

"Haha You just got heavy patched"
"I Keep getting patched the full day by everyone"

Patched by Dervint October 23, 2015

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pitched tent

When a guy has a boner that goes straight out and makes his pants bulge out. Kind of resembles a "pitched tent' hence the name.

Whoah man I got a total pitched tent from looking at Cassandra

pitched tent by pitchedtentmaster October 8, 2006

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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