petch

only the 'coolest ever!!!'

wow, that is so petch!

by petch September 4, 2008

Petch

To catch a wild animal with the intent of petting it.

Jimmy succeeded in petching a squirrel.

I will petch that lamb.

I feel like petching that animal.

by SlaughterTV April 12, 2009

petch

combonation of meth and steriods.

many celebrities take drugs. some take petch

by Konoha March 12, 2009

petch

The bluetooth earpiece that lets you talk wirelessly on your cellphone.

I thought he was talking to me but he was wearing a petch.

by Moe Tavern November 26, 2006

petch

to convulse violently, purging the content of your stomach, perhaps in a projectile manner.

derived from S. G Petch car sales in England, who sell some really purge-worthy vehicles, whilst also sounding akin to the act of vomiting in a most enthusiastic manner.

In a disgraceful moment for the church, the vicar was photograhed holding back the bishops robes whilst he petched at the porcelain alter.

by cyanidemoth September 26, 2005

PETCH

powerful erections teach children how!
Police enjoy the child hunt!

You big sick petch

by wanker April 27, 2003

Petch

A very hot guy who gets every girl who he tries to get. Has a big ass cock and is very smart. Smarter than chinks.

“Wow that new kid is hot” said Tiffany
“He’s called Petch” said Ashley

by James o’connel October 1, 2019