2 definitions by Colinlovesmen

Petched

To petch someone is to touch a little man deliberately but make it look accidental.

Ian: What you doing mate?

Midget: Just hanging around not much, you?

Ian: It's fucking bollocks mate, whats that on your crotch. I'll get it. *

Midget: Get the fuck off. Dude, you just Petched me?

Ian: I can't help it mate, you're a little man

*Grabs a healthy handful of penis.

by Colinlovesmen March 16, 2007

prv

Initials:

Potential Rape Victim

To describe a girl who is so good looking, you know it could end in rape.

Simon: She is hot

Gavin: Hot? She's a PRV

by Colinlovesmen March 16, 2007