pervertize

(v.) To live out your sexual fantasies upon another being.

Don't make me pervertize you tonight... o_o

by Ty-san April 4, 2006

extreme pervertion

When some1 becomes extremely horny and perverted that it becomes a sport. An individual practicing this sport usually tends to brake things.

Mikes was practicing extreme pervertion while we were trying to clean up.

by chocolate milk breaking things August 4, 2010

pervertible

A common household object that can be "perverted" for a sexual use, commonly for spanking. Examples include: hairbrush, spatula, bathbrush, carpet beater(rare, but painful!), belts, paddles (ping pong paddles, sorority/frat paddles), spoons, towels (wet towels), cutting boards, riding crop, ruler, etc.

Non-spanking pervertibles: baby oil,cooking oil, whipped cream, chocolate, lotion, hot wax, ice cubes, bandannas/handkerchiefs(blindfolds or gags), fruits/vegetables, gloves, nails, pins, needles, fire, feathers, etc.

His girlfriend was being saucy while they were fixing dinner, so he grabbed a spatula to use as a pervertible. Saucy girlfriend soon had sore behind, flushed face, and a wet pussy. Dessert took place in the bedroom. ; )

by Saucy girlfriend April 6, 2008

pervertified

To make something perverted.

Sam perfertified the word graduated cylinder, by relating it to something else.

by jpatt February 23, 2005

PERVERTISM

When someone is a pervert it is called pervertism!

Ew that's pervertism

by Jeffysayswhatsayin May 11, 2020

Pervertigo

The condintion in which an absess amount of pornography is veiwed and/or extreme perversion is active for an extended period of time which results in symptoms such as dizzyness, loss of balance, and nausia.

Jacob M.:Dude, I was watching the Boy's Little League World Championship and got a serious case of pervertigo.

Logan H.: WTF?!? I knew you liked little boys but Jesus man you need help!!!

by SuRpRiSeBuTtSeKs March 27, 2011

pervertical

pervertical (per vur tih kul) ADJECTIVE. To be like a pervert. To have something in common with a deviant mind. Being aligned with demented and dangerous ideas.

Neil- So I fired my degaussing cannon, which erased all her bank cards. She was stuck in the middle of Shitsville with no money and no way to get home. Know what I did next?

Tommy- You gave her a hundred bucks so she'd give you her phone number so she could pay you back. And maybe give you a gratitude fuck.

Neil- HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?

Tommy- We're pervertical.

Neil- Yeah, we kinda are.

Tommy- So, did you fuck her?

Neil- Nah, I want to sabotage her car and rescue her from a burning building first. Then she'll REALLY let me do all kinds of sick shit on her.

Tommy- You're such a romantic.

by Maxhole June 22, 2009