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Petersonian 

A term which has recently popped up in meme culture after being said by bronzeswords on twitter, and later used in a Sonic The Hedgehog Parody made by youtuber Jehtt.

Nobody truly knows what it means, but it's derivative actually comes from famous psychologist and political speaker Jordan Peterson, who speaks on the human nature, moral discussions, and other philosophical mediums brought into modern society.

bronzeswords is attempting to take Jordan Peterson's philosophical takes on humanity and apply them in a metaphorical way that grasps at his intentions during his tangent.
"I was thinking about why so many in the radical left participate in "speedrunning" The reason is the left's lack of work ethic ('go fast' rather than 'do it right') and, in a Petersonian sense, to elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace ('fastest mario')."
"...Hey man, what the fuck are you talking about?"
Petersonian by Jockstrap C0wboy February 9, 2022

Geoffrey Peterson 

Geoffrey Peterson is the robot sidekick with a mohawk on the Craig Ferguson show. Aside from appearing in the twitter jingles and introducing the twitter and email segment of the show, he is known for his random phrases and for the fact that his mouth is often agape when he isn't speaking. Though his name is Geoffrey he occasionally goes by the nickname Geoff.
Craig: What time is it Geoffrey Peterson?
Geoff: Hey! What's happening in tweet land?
Viewer at home: This show is amazing!
Geoffrey Peterson by Cuddlefish6 September 2, 2010

Freddy Peterson 

In Golden Girls, it’s the name Dorothy and her new husband called sex. They said it was so good that they named it.
I can’t wait for our honeymoon. Just me, you, and Freddy Peterson.
Freddy Peterson by Its69Bro April 21, 2020

perverse family

something very…very…unsettling on twitter… contains extreme kinks, someone shit in someone’s mouth, a girl coochie got suctioned out of her body, and a lot of incest.

how tf did they stick the whole leg in? how does the organ even function after that? why did they have so much bottled cum? so many questions…
after clicking that link that led to the perverse family video im traumatized…should’ve minded my own goddamn business..
perverse family by traumatizedperson November 22, 2021

Tash Peterson 

The Tash Peterson is when you go down on a girl while she is on her period and end up with period blood all down your face and chest.
Holy shit dude you have just been Tash Peterson'd.
Tash Peterson by Craig.paul September 6, 2021

Brian Peterson 

Football Player at the University Of Central Florida who was the first player in NCAAF History to play with a congenital hand defect during the 2012 season.
Brian Peterson man, that brother is a beast.

I knew Brian Peterson before he even played ball
Brian Peterson by Wizzlefizzle January 23, 2013
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trucker's tan 

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