Pertarded
A person who is pertard is at the entry level of retardedness. They may say and do dumb things but are not at the stage of drooling or window licking.
Pertarded by Tony Balony the Phony March 25, 2019
Pertarded
Pertarded. A word used by people who instead of 'retarded' opt for 'pertarded'.
-Used when something is totally ridiculous and beyond words
-to a lesser extent, used as inoffensive, compared to 'retarded'.
-stemming from 'perturbed', or is it? I dunno..thats 'pertarded'.
-Used when something is totally ridiculous and beyond words
-to a lesser extent, used as inoffensive, compared to 'retarded'.
-stemming from 'perturbed', or is it? I dunno..thats 'pertarded'.
Related Words
Pertarded • pretarded • petarded • portarded • Purtarded • Part-arded • perturbed • poptarded • nertarded • Parktarded
pertarded
The unique emotional state in which a person of questionable intelligence becomes visibly irritated by the equally questionable intelligence of others
Perpared
Retard alert, retard alert class
Is one prepared or perpared? Ask yourself as you say perpared slowly.
Now you know
Is one prepared or perpared? Ask yourself as you say perpared slowly.
Now you know
Perpared by PerparedTaco May 8, 2018
Poortarded
Poortarded by The In and Out Kids September 11, 2005
photarded
Adjective.
1.) A personality trait belonging to those who look stupid in any and all photographs ever taken of them.
Does not apply to people who look stupid outside of photographs.
2.) Can be used singularly, as in referencing one photo.
1.) A personality trait belonging to those who look stupid in any and all photographs ever taken of them.
Does not apply to people who look stupid outside of photographs.
2.) Can be used singularly, as in referencing one photo.
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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