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Prespiration

The act of an obesse man having sex with a skinny girl causing massive sweat revealing her hidden mustache when light is shone upon it.
There was some serious prespiration going on with that girl last night.
by The fat guy that had sex September 2, 2009
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Preperation H

Dr. Evil: We finally have a working tractor beam which we shall call Preperation H.

Scotty: Why don't you just call it Operation Ass Cream you ass?
by zombiieluuv May 23, 2011
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Harbor Teacher Preperation Academy

1. Hell on earth 2. when stupid teachers do uneccesary things 3. When you stay up till 3am doing homework 4. When you school is on tennis courts. 5. When you have no social life due to your school. 6. When you get a detention for smiling

IT IS IN WILMINGTON ON THE CAMPUS OF HARBOR COLLEGE... WE ARENT THAT SMART
Girl 1: OMG! You go to Harbor teacher Preperation Academy?!
Girl 2: Unfortunatly
Girl 1: Wow i feel bad for you
Girl 2: *Passes out due to lack of sleep and boredom in class*
by phychosalinas November 7, 2010
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Preparation H Raymond

A man who freely, and lovingly, distributes Preparation H to the masses. Was one time convincted of murder, but he escaped and continues to spread love, joy, and anal relief.
If your bottom's not feeling fine, Raymond's here, Raymond's here Squirt this where the sun don't shine, Raymond's here to help.
by WhoisHomer February 4, 2005
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jock strap respiration

The act of after a physical sporting event (football, lacrosse, etc.) taking your protective cup out of its jock strap and creeping up behind an unsuspecting teammate and placing it forcefully over their nasal passages and mouth. Immediatly after doing so, the victim is tackled to the ground and the cup will be held on for as long as possible until the victim fights himself off from the grapple.

Post attack, the victim is especially angry and considered extremely dangerous. Keep distance and seek shelter.

Maximum effect achieved on a hot, humid day after a long practice, in which the cup will reek of a putrid smell and be oddly moist.

Shortly called "JSR" or more commonly "The Cupface."
Paco gave Joe the worst jock strap respiration move I've ever seen in my life after lax let out yesterday.
by ASR June 1, 2006
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puspiration

{noun} Pronunciation: \\PEUSS•pih•RAY•shin\\ (1) vaginal moisture, (2) clever amalgamation of the words "pussy" and "perspiration," or sweat, (3) is it hot in here or is it your MOM??
"This muggy jungle weather! My panties are simply DRIPPING WET with puspiration," proclaimed a sweating Sweetpetia.
by SweetPete SweetPete June 25, 2008
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perspirrational

The manner in which someone behaves after coming into a warm room from being exerted outside in the cold.
It is NOT eleventy-billion degrees in here! You were just outside shoveling snow. Don't you dare open any windows! Stop being so perspirrational!!
by Crazy Schnauzer February 2, 2015
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