pernufity 

an unknown, undesired substance.

I sat in some pernufity at the movies and now its all on my hands. Smell it!

pernufity by DickmeatJenkins December 14, 2022

Pertunity 

a very good that's what she said joke

- dude, how was the test?
--oh mann, it was soo hard.

- that's what she said.
--well that was a pertunity

or

--man you missed the best pertunity the other day. we were taking a french test and the teacher said "lets do the oral part first" thats what she saiid.

Pertunity by thatswhatshesaid.duh. November 2, 2009

pernapity

Persistently napy. Always a mess.

That is the most pernapity van in carpool.

pernapity by Phebie September 18, 2015