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Permavirgin 

1. Someone who is unlikely ever to lose their virginity.
2. A person who's appearance or demeanour makes them sexually and socially unappealing.

Se: Nerd, Young Republicans, Dungeons and Dragons
He had a cell phone that looked like a star trek communicator - what a freakin' permavirgin...
Permavirgin by James Howard February 2, 2004
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Permavirgin 

One who for any reason will remain a virgin for their lifetime. Usually is also a nerd or geek and would rather catch up on the latest episode of Doctor Who than get their dick sucked.

Their primary habitat is in the basement of their parents. A permavirgin's diet consists of Hot Pockets, TV Dinners, and Pot Pies. They will drink Mountain Dew and occasionally Red Bull. They are entertained by hour after hour of Star Trek and Doctor Who, and games of Halo and World of Warcraft. Their anatomy gives them a face full of acne and extremely large bladders so that they can sit through hours of Video Games and TV.
Woman: Dear God! What is that horrible beast over there playing World of Warcraft?
Mother: Oh! Thats my little boy, James. He really is having a good time talking to his friends online.
Woman: Please!, Kill it before it breeds!
Guy: I don't think you'll have to worry about that. It sure looks like a permavirgin.
Permavirgin by nerd-killer May 8, 2013
Related Words

PermaVirgin 

Anyone who has played fortnite is a PermaVirgin.

Person 1: Hey dude, wanna go play some fortnite?
Person 2: Sorry, but I can't. I've had sex multiple times.
PermaVirgin by MonkeyButtEater2000 December 30, 2018

Permavirgin 

An absolute no life who gets zero bitches. No Rizz. No women. Forever a virgin. Permanent virgin. Doesn't go outside. L bozo
"haha look at that permavirgin in the corner of the room"
Permavirgin by SrirachaSauze February 3, 2023

perma-virgin 

A person who, for various reasons, is likely to remain a virgin his entire life.
"Did you see those guys playing Dungeons and Dragons at Jason's house? Christ, what a bunch of perma-virgins."

pervirgin 

A person who has not had any interpersonal sexual contact yet conceives promiscuous thoughts in greater detail and frequency than one who has. It is commonly believed that pervirgins come into being due to the build up of sexual energy. There are certain pervirgins who actually choose to remain celibate for whatever reasons.
That pervirgin is an abstinent mind fuck.
pervirgin by Linalin August 30, 2009

pervirgin mind 

a condition suffered by thousands of virgins world wide in which they suffer a multitude of perverted thoughts far surpassing their nonvirgin counterparts.
Sara started laughing as her pervirgin mind warped yet another innocent sentence into something far more provacative.
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