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Permavirgin 

One who for any reason will remain a virgin for their lifetime. Usually is also a nerd or geek and would rather catch up on the latest episode of Doctor Who than get their dick sucked.

Their primary habitat is in the basement of their parents. A permavirgin's diet consists of Hot Pockets, TV Dinners, and Pot Pies. They will drink Mountain Dew and occasionally Red Bull. They are entertained by hour after hour of Star Trek and Doctor Who, and games of Halo and World of Warcraft. Their anatomy gives them a face full of acne and extremely large bladders so that they can sit through hours of Video Games and TV.
Woman: Dear God! What is that horrible beast over there playing World of Warcraft?
Mother: Oh! Thats my little boy, James. He really is having a good time talking to his friends online.
Woman: Please!, Kill it before it breeds!
Guy: I don't think you'll have to worry about that. It sure looks like a permavirgin.
Permavirgin by nerd-killer May 8, 2013
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PermaVirgin 

Anyone who has played fortnite is a PermaVirgin.

Person 1: Hey dude, wanna go play some fortnite?
Person 2: Sorry, but I can't. I've had sex multiple times.
PermaVirgin by MonkeyButtEater2000 December 30, 2018

Permavirgin 

An absolute no life who gets zero bitches. No Rizz. No women. Forever a virgin. Permanent virgin. Doesn't go outside. L bozo
"haha look at that permavirgin in the corner of the room"
Permavirgin by SrirachaSauze February 3, 2023

perma-virgin 

A person who, for various reasons, is likely to remain a virgin his entire life.
"Did you see those guys playing Dungeons and Dragons at Jason's house? Christ, what a bunch of perma-virgins."

pervirgin 

A person who has not had any interpersonal sexual contact yet conceives promiscuous thoughts in greater detail and frequency than one who has. It is commonly believed that pervirgins come into being due to the build up of sexual energy. There are certain pervirgins who actually choose to remain celibate for whatever reasons.
That pervirgin is an abstinent mind fuck.
pervirgin by Linalin August 30, 2009

pervirgin mind 

a condition suffered by thousands of virgins world wide in which they suffer a multitude of perverted thoughts far surpassing their nonvirgin counterparts.
Sara started laughing as her pervirgin mind warped yet another innocent sentence into something far more provacative.
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The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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