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periodnate 

the act of having ones period
Jackie periodnated all over her new white pants.

God why is Ashley being a bigger bitch than normal today?
idk mang, shes probably just periodnating

Jamie asked if she could borrow my new jeans, and i let her - as long as she didnt periodnate in them.

Periodontist 

Guy that probably has roughly half the IQ of an oral surgeon, but likes to refer to him/herself as a 'surgeon' anyway..

Dentist that's still trying to nail the English language at the 5th grade level.

Gum gardeners...
Periodontists and douches are interchangable in the real world,

while it is insensitive to call an actual useful feminine product a periodontist (as most periodontist will probably never enter a woman multiple times in their lifetime, and women would indeed object to have a periodontist inserted willingly, if for namesake only), quite a few periodontist acknowledge their non-certified secondary title of ..'douche' and try ever so hard on a daily basis to keep the honor.
Periodontist by EndoIce September 22, 2010

Periodating 

John: Man, Jessica has been acting really bitchy today
Jake: Yeah, she must be periodating
Periodating by robasaurusrex December 29, 2010

periodate 

To cut someone off.

Also to gush when your on your period.
Oooh she periodated you!
I think i'm going to periodate right now.
periodate by Mo star July 20, 2014

Periodable 

The hormonal fluctuation and response to the sloughing of the uterine lining of a natural woman, once a month during her menstruation
Rebecca sure is grumpy today and emotional. What’s wrong with her? I think she is periodable this week
Periodable by Peachesncreazz December 7, 2022

perionate 

often to describe when a girl lives period blood on something
She perionated all over my forehead
perionate by Alex Mumber March 1, 2008