Guy that probably has roughly half the IQ of an oral surgeon, but likes to refer to him/herself as a 'surgeon' anyway..
Dentist that's still trying to
nail the English language at the 5th grade
level.
Gum gardeners...
Periodontists and douches are interchangable in the real
world,
while it is insensitive to call an actual useful feminine product a periodontist (as most periodontist will probably
never enter a woman multiple times in their lifetime, and women would
indeed object to have a periodontist inserted willingly, if for namesake only), quite a few periodontist acknowledge their non-certified secondary title of ..'douche' and try ever so hard on a daily basis to keep the honor.