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periodness 

A verb used to describe a woman who is having her period
Omfg all I had to do was go near **** and she infected me with her periodness!!
periodness by Yooteful October 9, 2015
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periodness 

adj.

pronunciation: period(ness)

All the extra s**t her uterus puts out into the universe. A cloud of "F**k you" rolls around the profane creature, creating loathing and repugnance in whatever room the uterus-holder may be in. While 'period' describes the actual process, 'periodness' describes that extra that she exudes that you can't quite describe or put your finger on, but that you wish, with every fiber of your being, that you did not have to be with behind enemy lines for the next seven to fourteen days, ducking in and out of various rooms of the residence to avoid the walking hatebox.
Suzy asked if I was going to come to bed tonight, but I told her I am sleeping on the couch until all of her periodness has evaporated from her system.

periodesia 

The complete inability to remember the date of one's last period, most often coinciding with the moment one begins to question if one is pregnant.
She thought she was being funny when she asked, "Well you couldn't be PREGNANT, could you?!" but it sent me into a fit of periodesia.
periodesia by LilaMcD January 9, 2009

PeriodVerse 

A universe Runa made up. It was made because of the period war that she lost.
BreadRat: Hey, Runa, what's the PeriodVerse?.

Runa: It's a gacha universe I made up, I'm a gacha adult.
PeriodVerse by BreadRat March 21, 2022

periodesque 

When something other than a female smells like period blood.
That seafood is extra fishy today. Almost periodesque!
periodesque by Dollarzzzzz November 10, 2018
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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