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period pain 

vinegrad
vinegrads on his period,
vinegrads on his perion,
in the morning
period pain by boothatron September 3, 2003

Period Pains 

1. The pain that a woman encounters when she is menstruating.

2. Nature's way of reminding us how lucky we are to not be pregnant.
Jane: "I've got really bad Period Pains "

Mary: "Oh man, that sucks"

Jane: "It's not all bad, I thought I was pregnant."

*Both women share a high five*
Period Pains by Bexstar82 November 13, 2011

Period Painting 

When a female goes to the male bathroom, and then picks up the toilet seat, and has her period in a counterclockwise motion on the lower part of the toilet seat, thus making a painting. Note, this must be done in a clockwise motion on National Holidays.

If a male does this with urethral bleeding or anal fissures that are in stream form, this is called the South Korean Sunset.
Roommate: DUDE, A GIRL JUST LEFT A PERIOD PAINTING IN THE BATHROOM! SCORE!!!
Period Painting by PennWard December 1, 2011

Painters Period

Also known as painters PMS, A condition where Half assed lazy crybaby painters go out of their way to make excuses not to work, The simplest of things can cause a chain reaction effect that will drawl in ridiculous conspiracy theories, political views, or Obama minority free program frustrations that may single-handedly and a working day. The only none remedy is smoking the reefer, Or what is known as a trip to the paint store.
It's that time of the day again ricks on his painters period.

By wearing his shades in the dark no one will ever pick up that he is on his painters period prescription.

In case I'm a painters period, never make eye contact, never talk democratic political views, never ever deny middle-age man his gaming privileges.
Painters Period by Mr Magoe October 14, 2014

Ms. PeriodPants 

When a girl is hateful.(on her period)
Everyone knows when Gracie is on her period, she's hateful. That's why we call her Ms. PeriodPants.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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