perfy

perfect + pretty

Mom, you're perfy.

That soda is perfy.

perfy by lowcarbguy July 1, 2021

Perfy

1. So stupid it's funny 2. Hella crazy 3. Makes you laugh so hard you can't breathe

It was hella perfy when that guy ran across the freeway naked.

Perfy by Jigga Jones October 2, 2005

perfy derfy 

a phrase that you can tell some one when they are being so perfect. since you don't feel like using the whole word "perfect" you use this phrase.

can also describe a human being/inanimate object and can replace someone's name.

i just ate a thousand candy bars.
omygod. that's so perfy derfy.

hey looks it's perfy derfy!
where?!?!
over there! by the perfy derfy mailbox.
wow. such a perfy derfy.

perfy derfy by perfyderfy queen. February 27, 2011

Perfect Girl 

A perfect girl is the same as a regular girl but with equal parts sweet and dry vermouth (a martini typically uses dry vermouth and a Manhattan typically uses the sweet but the perfect Manhattan or perfect martini uses both).

Girl: I’m here. I got the vermouth but I didn’t know if you were making martinis or Manhattans so I picked up a bottle of each.
Boyfriend: Well aren’t you the perfect girl.

Perfect Girl by goose_on_a_roof October 11, 2020

perf.com

"Perfect" shortened to "perf" accentuated with a .com. It's basically bomb.com for the 21st century. Yeah it's a thing. Tell all your friends.

Omgz she looks soo perf.com in those yoga pants. I wish I could be her.

perf.com by pweets April 17, 2013

Percy Jackson 

If you don't know who Percy Jackson is, sit the hell down, and read both of the series,after you're done,you'll join me on the fact that Percy Jackson is the epitome of fictional character badassery

Well well well Percy Jackson...you think you could prevent me from awakening?

Percy Jackson by PlatinumBeast August 14, 2016

Percy Jackson 

The essence of perfect. Son of Poseidon. Supreme Lord of the Bathroom. Seaweed brain. Lover of blue food. Mamas boy. Very protective of his wise girl

I want a boyfriend like Percy Jackson

Percy Jackson by Maleficent 2002 July 8, 2017