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Perfical 

I might not be perfect but I am perfical 😃
Perfical by The.Peace.Bubble. June 12, 2021
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perfical 

A perfect circle.
Wow ! You drew a perfical !
perfical by Createaword24 March 19, 2017

Perficality 

To be perfect. To make sure you are doing a perfect job
That car is the definition of perficality
Perficality by Whiteboy sketch gang November 6, 2017

Permocalypse 

Permanent state of Apocalypse in everything, including the external world and our perception of it, our thinking, our emotellectual aparation*, the environment and ideaction* - the Biosphere & Ethicsphere

"Yet a State can easily be imagined the conduct of which would satisfy the most stringent demands of Natural Ethics and Natural Morality not Religious Morality."

- Frankie 'Future of Man' Warner 1944
They realized too late that the shituation* had reached and indeed over-tipped a state of permocalypse and declared a new WHITE LEVEL Emergency. Spontaneous Fission probable at any moment.

What was once Communism people dug tunnels to try to reach back to, but it was gone forever, and they knew it was their own fault. Socialism was worshopped* upon Altars, legally, as a Distant Heavendence*-Based Relogion, Wallyanity, which never broke into Sexcts* due to the powerful 'Coming' of its Profphit* *Where's Wally*.

Totalitarian was considered suspiciously LEFT of Centre-Absolutism, but tolerance reigns in UN Globalist NWO's 'Freesponsibility'.

“Hatred and struggle – (excessive competition & psycho-sociopathic oppositionality) – are no more serviceable as principles of Life than collision is as a guiding principle in the journeys of the stars.”

- Frank E Warner 'Future of Man' (London 1944).
Permocalypse by PartisanZ July 31, 2022
The specific coordinate or state where two different optical systems reach the exact same focus.
"The technician calibrated the sensors until they reached parfocali."
Parfocali by zZonalRegion April 15, 2026
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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