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perfect il 

Derived from a “ perfect il succione”. (Italian pronounciation) also known as, a “perfect Il” or “ il sux” The art of a perfect blowjob.
The perfection about it would be described as a long lasting almost instantaneous climax which makes the reciever tremble in euphoria. Equivalent to the quiver of a woman when she reaches her highest point.
Recipient will have to come to a fight or flight decision to make, as the euphoric rush will tempt him to resist the giver finishing her/his perfect task. The person in question will occasionally recieve the title or nickname “Kirby” after being renown for this extraordinary feat.
“Her il’s are perfect man I’m telling you, not a drop was wasted on this cum guzzler.”

It’s almost that time of the year again.
“What would you like for Christmas honey?”
“A perfect il succione will suffice my love, and after that.. I’ll take you out to dinner.”

This prostitute who went by the name of Kirby got me the surprise of a lifetime. Her sucktion was so strong I had to marry her instantly.
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perfection abuse 

Demanding a level of commitment from someone in a relationship, as if they should have read your mind. A way of keeping someone focused on their own faults, keeping you safe and secure from reproach.
With my girlfriend, not only did I have to remember all the holidays and what we did and wore that day, I had to remember everthing we said to each other and know what kind of gift she wanted and how I was supposed to present them to her. What a perfection abuse hell I had to live through!!
perfection abuse by Stephan Smolka November 20, 2009

Whack the earth into perfection

A phrase used for when a player is terraforming a piece of land in the game Minecraft, often by the use of the modification VoxelSniper set to the /b e smooth option.
Player 1 is using VoxelSniper to make a land mass match the standard world generation of Minecraft.

Player 2: Wow. Watching you fly around and whack the earth into perfection is maybe the best thing ever.

Wack the earth into perfection 

A term that describes mass terraforming in the game Minecraft. Coined by Jesse Cox on the Youtube Show RPGMakers Vol.2
"This is amazing, just watching you fly around and Wack the Earth into Perfection" - Jesse Cox

Perfection

The person reading this.
Hey, Y/N! You're perfection, I hope you have a rad day.
Perfection by have_u_seen_my_dad December 3, 2018

Perfectly flawed 

Acceptance that nobody can be perfect, everyone has their flaws yet they embrace them, allow them to come to terms with their mistakes yet not allow them to define them.
"I am perfectly flawed"

"I am content and happy just being me"

Mr. Perfectly Fine

Someone who promised not to leave but then leaves anyway. And soon enough, he's got his arm 'round a brand new girl, and while you're picking up your heart he's been pickin' up her.
Hello Mr. Perfectly Fine, how's your heart after breaking mine?