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Peralta is Mysterious...
Peralta by What weekend? November 16, 2013
Words you can keep
Absolute fucking legend. Never mess with a Peralta.
Damn he must be a Peralta... he's a fucking legend.
Peralta by GNUCKS92 September 13, 2020

peralta guarantee 

A gaurantee by Jake Peralta that something will definitely happen.
Your last peralta guarantee was that you could dunk a basketball. - Santiago
peralta guarantee by Karolthe27th February 15, 2024

Peralta, perAlta, peraltA 

Peralta disease 

It’s that addicting sweet spot where every second without them feels too long.You can’t go more than an hour without needing their presence—because when you're hooked, every minute apart is pure torture
Oh , you only hooked up twice and your already cracked out ? You have peralta disease so bad .
Peralta disease by Kitbits June 3, 2025

Jake Peralta 

Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool noice toit cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool no doubt no doubt cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
“Who keeps saying cool and noice and toit and no doubt”

“Oh it’s only Jake Peralta”
Jake Peralta by Tessa’s bae July 30, 2019

Jake Peralta 

A fictional character from the tv series Brooklyn 99. Peralta is married to Amy Santiago and is the worlds greatest detective/genius. His best friend is Charles Boyle.
Vulture: Whom has a big white ass?
Charles Boyle: JAKE PERALTA!
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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