Big, red and often times irritated, scabby nipples.
It is important to note that those afflicted with 'pepperoni tits' have a penchant for going shirtless while wearing tight shorts. They also tend to sport very unfortunate haircuts.
Dude, why is Alan Roberts always showing off his pepperoni tits during gym class?
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)