pensi3 

DO NOT INTERACT WITH THESE PEOPLE. THEY ARE HIGHLY DANGEROUS AND SUSPICIOUS. PLEASE PROCEED WITH CAUTION WHEN INTERACTING WITH THEM. YOU WILL KNOW ITS THEM BY SEEING IF THEY HAVE A PHYSICAL/EMOTIONAL RESPONSE TO THE WORD "QURPO". IF THEY RESPOND, LEAVE THE AREA IMMEDIATELY

did you hear what pensi3 did last Tuesday?

Yeah that Ukrainian building was in shambles after they were through with it.

pensi3 by mannyfilms1 October 2, 2021

pensioners slap 

A poor substitute for a shower when cold water is used to pat under the arms, between the legs and on the face.

Did you have a shower this morning? Nah, couldn't be arsed. I just had a pensioners slap.

pensioners slap by Chutney Didsby July 24, 2014

pension planner

In reference to dating and relationships.It's and older man or woman who may be retired or not and is in a relationship with a younger man or woman who are usually twice or three times the age of the younger man or woman.

Hey Dan is that your mother? No she is my girlfriend.Wow she is a really good looking pension planner!

pension planner by Black Death Metal August 14, 2008

pensivemoji 

A mentally diseased individual who acts as a leader to other mentally diseased individuals on instagram dot com.

pensivemoji: *anything*
pensivemoji followers: "IM A TODDLER" "WHERE IS TODDLER I CAN'T LAUGH AT THIS"

pensivemoji by penis emoji shitpost enjoyer April 19, 2021

Pensibe 

Derived from the word "pensive", misspelled in order to further accentuate the seriousness or sadness one may feel.

Maxi seemed extremely pensibe today, I hope he's doing alright

Pensibe by tristfuled November 25, 2020

Pension Leeches 

People hired and paid by an American governmental agency (can be city, state, or federal) to do a service that directly helps people. These people are given a pension, but are mean and angry with people who call on the phone or in person. They hate the job, but love the benefits including the pension. Examples can be found all over any state.

The department of health has the most pension leeches of any agency in New Mexico USA.

Pension Leeches by “Goat Head” aka puncture vine October 13, 2019

Pensi 

A person who has had thier fingers replaced with penis'. The process in which this is done is using a Peenu on your fingers. It is not suggested you do this.

Dude, Tyson is a Pensi. He showed me his hands just before.

Pensi by Misfitus October 22, 2004