penoch 

1. genitals that are a combination of a penis and a vagina
2. one who has genitals that are a combination of a penis and vagina

That girl who we played today in the lax game was a total penoch!

Yeah, I bet she really had one too!

penoch by catrina1471 April 26, 2006

Squirting Penoch 

The act of a smelly pussy ejaculating during climax

Your sister's squirting penoch ruined my sheets.

Squirting Penoch by Paco Taco Soliz March 21, 2010

Panochamages 

The result of having a hurt panocha and emotional damages. Typically derived from hate that could be linked to an imbalance of PH levels in the panoch. Yeast flare ups are also a common symptom

Person1: why does that guy sound so salty, is he drunk?
Person2: I heard he has a chronic case of Panochamages and his pussy been hurting

Panochamages by Da’Ron Burgundy May 10, 2022

Penocentrism 

new-age religion in which the penis is regarded as god; members participate in daily rituals to beome one with the penis; daily rituals allow members to reach Nirvana and allow them to become fully self-actualized human beings

What church do you go to? I am a member of the Penocentrism faith community.

Penocentrism by Snoopy Pugh February 23, 2012

Pench

The combination between the two words “peng” (fit/good) and “dench” (big/massive).

“That burger is proper pench mate”
“Look at that building! Pench innit”

Pench by biggoon April 5, 2019

Pinochet's Helicopter Tours

A joke popular with people who oppose communism or socialism (or otherwise any kind of planned economy), referencing how former Chilean army general, Augusto Pinochet was notorious for throwing the dead bodies of commies into the ocean out of a helicopter.

Person 1: Ya know, Marx was right, we should abolish private property
Person 2: Heh, you should sign up for one of Pinochet's Helicopter Tours

Pinochet's Helicopter Tours by icantthinkofausername777 February 25, 2021

Penchanting 

A combination of penchant and enchanting. To have a knack for enchanting someone or something. Other forms of the word include penchanted and penchantment.

1) Angus winked at me and I was a goner... totally penchanted!

2) He took me for a walk and was so penchanting that I never wanted to leave.

3) She fainted out of the pure penchantment of the way he said her name.

Penchanting by Belch Queen May 24, 2019