penochio 

When a girl sits on Pinocchios face and his nose grows.

Alex: I love Disney

Jenny: I love penochio
Alex: weirdo

penochio by SuccleMyToes October 27, 2017

penocchio

A penis that shrinks whenever its owner lies to a woman.

Jon's penocchio startled Jess when it continually kept shrinking.

penocchio by Jacques Asse February 3, 2009

does pinochio have wooden balls 

basically, as to say "what the hell do u think?" answer to an obvious question
same as do bears shit in the woods, and is the pope catholic

?: Tryina burn this wit us?
Answer: does pinochio have wooden balls?

does pinochio have wooden balls by J. @kins May 6, 2008

pinche pinochio 

Lying Pussy

My ex is a pinche pinochio, shes been cheating with all my homies. Her shit is big and loose! Meat curtains are flappin!

pinche pinochio by The Rizzo November 26, 2019

pinochio 

The method by which the male's orgasm is increased in intensity by his partner's "faking" or lying about their orgasm during intercourse. First described by Walt Disney back in the early 1900's.

Man I had a great Pinochio last night. She kept screaming louder and louder to make it better for me, but I knew it was fake because she was reading Cosmo while we did it.

pinochio by Skanky McStank March 28, 2007

a fuckwit genius called pinochio 

the ability to lie at a superhuman rate making everyone believe anything you say is true

Todd: did you know Noah is gay

Jared: wow thanks for telling me that!

that Todd is a fuckwit genius called pinochio he's brilliant!

a fuckwit genius called pinochio by my massive glock gets stuck in January 9, 2018

Pinochio 

Not unlike docking only when your foreskin is adhered to the tip of another’s nose.

He felt like a real boy when he looked down and was pinochioEd to his girlfriend probiscus.

Pinochio by anonymous August 6, 2022