When you got 12 guys standing around an open pit in the middle of the street smoking cigarettes, and one poor guy with a shovel doing all the work.
Q: hey, see those douche bags over there crowded around that hole in the middle of the street?
A: yea, i only see one dude doing all the work, must be PennDOT.
PennDOT Manager: alrightly men, we are heading over to route 222 to make some more pot holes, lets see... we got 11 supervisors and.... one newbie with a shovel, lets roll. Oh, don't forget to grab a few 55 MPH signs to post on the way so we can piss off as many interstate drivers as possible
acronym for the Pennsylvania Department Of Transportation, a state-run organization where workers take 5 years to complete a job that should take 6 weeks
That road crewspent all day leaning on their shovels. They must work for PennDOT!
An organization known primarily for placing strange orange barrels by the side of the road for no ostensible reason. Recently changed its name to PENNDOT (same acronym, only all of the letters are now capitalized), claiming that "In addition to being more contemporary, the capitalization projects a corporate attitude as opposed to a government entity -- reflective of the new PENNDOT customers appreciate."
I live in Pennsylvania. I lived here all my life. For the life of me, I can't figure out what PennDOT does! I see the road crews out all the time, but they don't fix anything... all they do is lean on their shovels and shoot the shit!
"What do you do for PennDOT?"
"On May 1 I take the big orange barrels out of sotrage & line 'em up on the roads. On November 1 I collect the big orange barrels and put 'em back in storage. Other than that, I collect my paycheck every week!"
The term PenduDog is used for the mentally challenged fans of the Portuguese penalty merchant Penaldo. These clowns are as finished and retarded as their idol. Be careful as to not argue with these clowns as their IQ is irrelevant.
John: Hey would you check this book I wrote "1000 Reasons why Ronaldo is better than Messi!"
Everyone Else: Shut up dickrider PenduDog.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.