Penland

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Magic marker we are unheard of almost like we are from Mars hahaha 🤣

Have you met the penlands . Oh nobody likes a penland. They are like a Jeffrey they go away and then they come back again . Like rawr !! We scar you for life you'll never forget a penland and you rarely see them they are one of a kind

Penland by DeathAngel007 October 26, 2022

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Penland

A meme nickname for Erling Haaland used by rival football fans, joking that he survives entirely on penalties and tap-ins instead of “real” goals.

Penland dropped another hat-trick, but two of them came from the spot after a defender blinked too aggressively.

Penland by Rob1998 May 27, 2026

Related Words

Penland • Penlanded • Chris Penland • Penandes • Peeland • Pengland • perlandis • pedland • Penandary • Penandez

Chris Penland

Chris Penland also known as SKYN3T101V2 is a internet predator that preys on underage women on a site called Tiny Chat. Watch Out For him

chris penland has admitted that he himself was raped as a young teenager

Chris Penland by AntiPedophile April 2, 2017

Penlanded

Any time when an individual proclaims complete confidence that they have fixed a problem, only to be proven extremely wrong in the immediate future.

Forest:"Dude, that server, it's like totally fixed"
~Five minutes later~
Aubrey:"Hey that server is down again, who was working on it!?"
Jordan:"Penlanded! ROFLROFLROFLROFL"

Penlanded by Vendetta86 March 22, 2009

pedland

A game where you identify a sexual predator and prevent an attack. To win, threat must be eliminated

Damn, that was a good game of pedland this afternoon. Sick fuck had to learn.

pedland by Bill Schwinn July 31, 2015

peeland

A Discord server were people can piss, post memes, and use the urban dictionary.

You and your friends can piss anywhere in this server :)

I just pissed in peeland while looking at memes.

peeland by Pododogs September 5, 2020

Penandes

Refers to any Portugese athlete which partakes in the sport of diving in the Olympics. The Olympic judges are known to rate them higher than they actually perform.

Why is Penandes rated so highly, all he does is dive.

Penandes by Kaneisabottler June 21, 2021

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026