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A meme nickname for Erling Haaland used by rival football fans, joking that he survives entirely on penalties and tap-ins instead of “real” goals.
Penland dropped another hat-trick, but two of them came from the spot after a defender blinked too aggressively.
Penland by Rob1998 May 27, 2026
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Chris Penland 

Chris Penland also known as SKYN3T101V2 is a internet predator that preys on underage women on a site called Tiny Chat. Watch Out For him
chris penland has admitted that he himself was raped as a young teenager
Chris Penland by AntiPedophile April 2, 2017

Penlanded 

Any time when an individual proclaims complete confidence that they have fixed a problem, only to be proven extremely wrong in the immediate future.
Forest:"Dude, that server, it's like totally fixed"
~Five minutes later~
Aubrey:"Hey that server is down again, who was working on it!?"
Jordan:"Penlanded! ROFLROFLROFLROFL"
Penlanded by Vendetta86 March 22, 2009
A game where you identify a sexual predator and prevent an attack. To win, threat must be eliminated
Damn, that was a good game of pedland this afternoon. Sick fuck had to learn.
pedland by Bill Schwinn July 31, 2015
A Discord server were people can piss, post memes, and use the urban dictionary.

You and your friends can piss anywhere in this server :)
I just pissed in peeland while looking at memes.
peeland by Pododogs September 5, 2020

Penandes 

Refers to any Portugese athlete which partakes in the sport of diving in the Olympics. The Olympic judges are known to rate them higher than they actually perform.
Why is Penandes rated so highly, all he does is dive.
Penandes by Kaneisabottler June 21, 2021