Definitions by Rob1998

Penland

A meme nickname for Erling Haaland used by rival football fans, joking that he survives entirely on penalties and tap-ins instead of “real” goals.

Penland dropped another hat-trick, but two of them came from the spot after a defender blinked too aggressively.

Penland by Rob1998 May 27, 2026

Mbappen

A football meme nickname for Kylian Mbappé, used by rival fans to joke that he scores or wins a lot of penalties. Formed from “Mbappé” + “pen.”

Mbappen doesn’t score tap-ins, screamers, or headers anymore, just 120fps penalty compilations.

Mbappen by Rob1998 May 27, 2026