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Penlanded 

Any time when an individual proclaims complete confidence that they have fixed a problem, only to be proven extremely wrong in the immediate future.
Forest:"Dude, that server, it's like totally fixed"
~Five minutes later~
Aubrey:"Hey that server is down again, who was working on it!?"
Jordan:"Penlanded! ROFLROFLROFLROFL"
Penlanded by Vendetta86 March 22, 2009
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A Discord server were people can piss, post memes, and use the urban dictionary.

You and your friends can piss anywhere in this server :)
I just pissed in peeland while looking at memes.
peeland by Pododogs September 5, 2020

Mrs. Pendland 

Former principal of brookwood elementary school in Leawood Kansas. Bitch looks things up in urban dictionary to get students in trouble. Fucking suspended usfor shooting prices of paper and signs on the wall. Asks things like “if I got on the table and started dancing, would it be expected or unexpected.” With your ass it is EXPECTED. Overall a weird hoe, daughter was hot though.
That would be expected of you Mrs. Pendland
Mrs. Pendland by Mysteriousjebblet November 27, 2018

Pedandick 

The act of an individual who corrects spelling or grammar in a smug fashion to feel superior.
David: I hope your going to Heather's party.
Andrew: You're so stupid it's YOU'RE not YOUR
David: You're so pedandick.

Chris Penland 

Chris Penland also known as SKYN3T101V2 is a internet predator that preys on underage women on a site called Tiny Chat. Watch Out For him
chris penland has admitted that he himself was raped as a young teenager
Chris Penland by AntiPedophile April 2, 2017

Pedoandry 

When a female individual is in a serious relationship with or marries a male who is much too young for said female.
Pedoandry: Jane, a 75 year old lady, is in a pedoandrous relationship with John, a 25 year old man.
Pedoandry by MonsterJikl August 21, 2010
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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