Any time when an individual proclaims complete confidence that they have fixed a problem, only to be proven extremely wrong in the immediate future.
Forest:"Dude, that server, it's like totally fixed"
~Five minutes later~
Aubrey:"Hey that server is down again, who was working on it!?"
Jordan:"Penlanded! ROFLROFLROFLROFL"
Former principal of brookwood elementary school in Leawood Kansas. Bitch looks things up in urban dictionary to get students in trouble. Fucking suspended usfor shooting prices of paper and signs on the wall. Asks things like “if I got on the table and started dancing, would it be expected or unexpected.” With your ass it is EXPECTED. Overall a weird hoe, daughter was hot though.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.