penispopper

the act of popping penis. not giving head... can lead too head, but mainly an insult

uuh boy you a penispopper

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Penisposter

Some little shit that posts picures of their genitalia.

jimmy: what?
Lucas: let me see
Jimmy: I don't think you want to
Lucas: oh that little Penisposter

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A girl who has the hands of giants. One who's hands will pop your penis like a fat kid breaking the can open for the last pringle.

Dominic: Damn Sarah is such a hottie
Rudra: Yeah but she is a penis popper
Dominic: Yikes

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When a man rotates his pelvic area rapidly to make his penis whirl around like the blades of a helicopter.

Girl: "Why are you late"
Guy: "I was peniscoptering in the shower"
Girl: "Oh. Well that explains it."

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A penishopper is basically a slut. A woman who has sex with a lot of men in one night jumping from dick to dick

Sally: I had sex with 12 guys last night and i still look better than you !
Rose: Boy Sally you are such a penishopper. Thanks a lot!

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The act of which sticking a lit firework down your Urethra and letting it explode.

If that guy flirts with my girl one more time ill give him the old penis popper.

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A peniscopter occurs when you spin your penis around in circles fast enough it actually lifts your body off of the ground.

I love using my peniscopter, it's the only way to fly!

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