penis sports

Any activity involving the male penis. Typically as a competition of size, speed, or endurance.

Jeff and I had a hard Night of penis sports, dick jousting was one of the main events.

by 4r64 August 29, 2016

Sports Penis

When a man's shaft and balls become small and shriveled after participating in an athletic event. Just another great example of the adaptability of the male genitalia.

Guy 1: Dude I have some serious sports penis going on right now, my weiner is almost invisible.

Guy 2: Yeah man, that sucks. Hopefully no chicks see that, you would have to drown yourself in shame.

by stalegreen May 10, 2010