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penis pudding 

cum, jiz, semen, you get it
oh look! penis pudding floating on the hot tub!
penis pudding by grrranimal March 7, 2010

Penis pudding 

Warm pudding like substance which some women find delicious.They say its salty to the taste.
Sara loved gargling with my penis pudding.
Penis pudding by Mossy October 23, 2003

penis pudding 

jiz, cum, lol ur own marinara sauce loler
man susie ate a lot of franks penis pudding last night
penis pudding by MC carty August 30, 2005

penis-pudding 

The seimen that comes out of a mans erect penile when he is erosed by a hoe batch sucking his shinny knob off.
OO yea my face is covered in penis-pudding
put your penis-pudding away george
eat my penis pudding bitch
penis-pudding by slapper steve September 1, 2003
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026