penis buttler

a hired hand dedicated to massaging ones penis

rob: "yo dude, what is up"
carl: "not so well homie G, my penis hasnt been touched right in so long"
rob:"ohh boy, ive been there dude but ever since i bought myself a penis buttler i havn't felt that way in ages"

by astrocreep666 October 9, 2014

penis butter

The substance that you spread on the vagina toast.

mmmmm. that "penis butter" was suberb!

by spann twin February 28, 2011

penis butter

Any penis juice that you want it to be (Also simply slang for peanut butter)

From a song from the 60s by Archie Bell and the Drells: "Spread it on thick like penis butter and sperm"

by Andy1 January 19, 2004

Penis Butter

Another name for cum!

Can I get a side of penis butter with my blowjob?

by That hoee February 21, 2013

Penis Battler

A warrior who weilds his penis like a sword

Lee Is a penis battler

by oop December 15, 2003

penis butter

semen

after i fucked the skank, she had my penis butter all over her cunt

by the sperminator July 28, 2003

Reece's Pheces Penis Butter Sandbitch

A sexual act of placing peanut butter on the penis, then proceeding to engage in anal intercourse followed by forcing the female participant to eat the end product resulting in a Reece's Pheces Penis Butter Sandbitch.

Yo I went full retard on this chick last night and made her a Reece's Pheces Penis Butter Sandbitch.

by Overweight Vampire September 5, 2011