penis buttler 

a hired hand dedicated to massaging ones penis

rob: "yo dude, what is up"
carl: "not so well homie G, my penis hasnt been touched right in so long"
rob:"ohh boy, ive been there dude but ever since i bought myself a penis buttler i havn't felt that way in ages"

penis buttler by astrocreep666 October 9, 2014

penis butter 

The substance that you spread on the vagina toast.

mmmmm. that "penis butter" was suberb!

penis butter by spann twin February 28, 2011

penis butter 

Any penis juice that you want it to be (Also simply slang for peanut butter)

From a song from the 60s by Archie Bell and the Drells: "Spread it on thick like penis butter and sperm"

penis butter by Andy1 January 19, 2004

Penis Butter 

Another name for cum!

Can I get a side of penis butter with my blowjob?

Penis Butter by That hoee February 21, 2013

Penis Battler 

A warrior who weilds his penis like a sword

Lee Is a penis battler

Penis Battler by oop December 15, 2003

penis butter 

semen

after i fucked the skank, she had my penis butter all over her cunt

penis butter by the sperminator July 28, 2003

Reece's Pheces Penis Butter Sandbitch

A sexual act of placing peanut butter on the penis, then proceeding to engage in anal intercourse followed by forcing the female participant to eat the end product resulting in a Reece's Pheces Penis Butter Sandbitch.

Yo I went full retard on this chick last night and made her a Reece's Pheces Penis Butter Sandbitch.

Reece's Pheces Penis Butter Sandbitch by Overweight Vampire September 5, 2011