Andy1's definitions

Shallow Throat

The throat of, or a girl who can't really do BJs properly.

I nicknamed my girlfriend in the 70s "Shallow Throat"

by andy1 June 8, 2005

barf-n-puke

Slang word for bad Bar-b-que

Those ribs are bad at Wyandot Barf-N-Puke

by andy1 March 27, 2005

geenock

Old navy slang term for penis, popularized by TR; abbreviation (nickname): Geen
See griznoid or grisnoid

Often used as an insult: "Bill, you geenock"

by andy1 May 16, 2005

KUNT

A radio station in the Western USA

I was listening to radio station KUNT-AM, 690 on your dial, the eatingest station in the (w)hole of the nation!

by andy1 October 29, 2004

Atlanta Urinal & Constipation

Slang term among journalists and others for the Atlanta Journal & Constitution

Have you read the sports page in this morning's Atlanta Urinal & Constipation.

by andy1 September 24, 2006

KANSAS TURDPILE

Former name of the Kansas Turnpike. In the 1970s the road was in terrible shape, and many people called it the Kansas Turdpike. I refined the word into the Kansas Turdpile. Several years later, the toll road bonds from the early 1950s were paid off, but they left the tolls on, so there were vast amounts of money for repairs. Now they are anal about repairing even the tiniest glitch, and we no longer call it the Turdpile, although I accidentally forget sometimes.

When the Kansas Turdpile opened in 1956 (it wasn't a turdpile yet, as described above), and for several years afterward, the speed limit was 80. At the same time the regular interstates in Kansas, which were vastly better designed expressways, had a speed limit of 75. Today both are 70.

by andy1 June 15, 2007

Porous Pecker

Famous German tennis player, former Wimbledon champion.

On the German game show ‘You Bet….?’ tennis star Porous Pecker has announced his engagement to ex-girlfriend Lilly Kerssenberg.

The two split up last year, and Pecker was quick to propose to his girlfriend of a few months, Sandy Meyer-Woelden. But he says now that that is a mistake behind him.

“Last summer I went a bit off track but she took me back. Now I don’t want to let her go,” Pecker told a shocked crowd, as he and his now-fiance, who was also on the program, smiled happily on stage.

by andy1 March 4, 2009