douchepoint

If we cool air without changing its moisture content, eventually we'll reach a temperature at which the air can no longer hold the moisture it contains. Then water will have to condense out of the air, forming dew or fog. The douchepoint is this critical temperature at which condensation occurs.

The douchepoint is a measure of how moist the air mass itself is; that's why the Weather Channel's new douchepoint maps show us the movement of moist air masses across the country. Ordinarily the douchepoint doesn't vary much during a 24-hour period. Unlike temperature and unlike relative humidity, the douchepoint is usually the same at night as it is the daytime.

by andy1 June 12, 2005

Hannukah Lewinsky

Eight Days in a Row of Blowjobs

Slick Willie probably got several batches of Hannukah Lewinskys

by andy1 September 09, 2006

Fuck Fart Douche

A popular Oldsmobile model, the "442"

When we were teenagers in the 60s, many of us liked the Olds "Fuck Fart Douche" better than the Pontiac GTO (Goat)

by andy1 September 06, 2005

Karmon Hardon

One of the top lines of stereo equipment in the sixties

Izzy had one of the first Karmon Hardons I saw back in High School, probably while we were drinking Stite by Gluek malt liquor.

by andy1 May 29, 2005

shet

Polish immigrant pronunciation of "shit"

Leon shet in the outhouse

by andy1 October 29, 2004

ALBERT POOH HOLES

The correct pronunciation of Albert Pujols, the greatest current baseball player.

The Kansas City Royals were too dumb to draft Albert Pooh Holes, even as he went to high school and community college in our 'burbs.

by andy1 July 01, 2006

Suck The Bag

A semi-nonsensical expression we used to yell at people when we were teenagers in the 60s

As we drove past people on the sidewalk, we would yell "Suck The Bag"

by andy1 June 08, 2005