penis brothers

Two straight men who are not only friends, but are united by the bond of having had sex with the same woman.

When Wade told me he'd gone home with Julie the night before, I congratulated him. Not just because he'd gotten lucky at the end of the night, but because he and I were now penis brothers.

by The_Italian_Handjob July 21, 2014

Penis Brothers

Penis Brothers are two men who take their flaccid penises and tie them together in a knot. Then they have to wait for them both to be erect for ultimate penis bro’s experience.

Yeah Oliver and Jonny are penis brothers

by BentBoi April 24, 2020

Awesome Penis Brother

When a man has sex with a woman who has had a lot of penis says you were awesome after sex.

Woman: That sex was awesome!
Man: Yes, I’m finally an Awesome Penis Brother!

by Dylan Mclaren Homie November 20, 2020

The Brotherhood of Penis

A Brotherhood ruled by the Grand Imperial Wizard and his Phallus Guard. The aim of the Brotherhood is to give assistance and share information between the fellow members concerning the conquering of the enemy to men, the Vagina. If a member, or members, successfully conquer a Vagina, they are instantly promoted to the next level of the Brotherhood. The lowest level, which all members start as, are known as "Knobs." The next highest level are known as "Troopers," and the level after that "Great Shlongs." The Final level that can be reached is the "Kaiser of Vag." Once members have reached this level, members can vote for them to reach the higher echelons. The three leaders of a sect, voted in by other members or given the post by the Grand Imperial Wizard, are known as the "Pink Cookie Crushers," (or the Crushers for short.) and oversee actions of the members of the sect and initiation. Only the Crushers have the power to initiate and ejaculate (kick out) members. The Phallus Guard, of which there are seven, have power over each and every sect and answer only to the Grand Imperial Wizard himself. The Wizard is voted in from the Phallus Guard by the Phallus Guard. In turn, the new member of the Phullus Guard is selected by the Phallus Guard from a Pink Cookie Crusher from any sect. Most men are already members, they just do not know it yet and thus are still Knobs. Only upon accepting the Grand Imperial Wizard as your leader, and helping other members, can you advance.

Person 1: "Hey dude, i wanna join the Brotherhood of Penis."
Person 2: "Go for it dude, that Vagina needs conquering!"
Person 1: "All hail the Grand Imperial Wizard! His cock and balls will guide us through the valley of the shadow of the vagina!"

by M_L April 14, 2008