Penis baby
1: The act of putting a plastic baby doll’s pp in your vagina
2: when your being super Whiney and bossy
2: when your being super Whiney and bossy
Penis baby by Eatmyshortsleevepants May 7, 2021
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Penis baby
Penis baby by Science_Master April 20, 2021
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baby penis by Nathaniel Mayweather August 11, 2005
baby penis
Chad: "I was going down on this chick last night and she totally had a baby penis, brah!"
Brad: "Duuuude! Gross!"
Brad: "Duuuude! Gross!"
baby penis by tr2 + br2 September 29, 2008
Baby Penis
Having a Baby Lodged in your penis
You can give yourself a baby penis by:
grabbing a dog by the nipples (all 6), and proceed to shove the nipples in your ass well squeezing your rectum, this will make your dog lactate into your ass, this will act as lubricant for the next part
Next grab a baby, and shove it in your ass (head first) until it starts to come out the other end and get lodged in your penis
Then next time someone insults you by saying you have a baby penis, ejaculate the baby out to prove that they are literally correctly and thus your not offended by there insult
You can give yourself a baby penis by:
grabbing a dog by the nipples (all 6), and proceed to shove the nipples in your ass well squeezing your rectum, this will make your dog lactate into your ass, this will act as lubricant for the next part
Next grab a baby, and shove it in your ass (head first) until it starts to come out the other end and get lodged in your penis
Then next time someone insults you by saying you have a baby penis, ejaculate the baby out to prove that they are literally correctly and thus your not offended by there insult
Baby Penis by Testy tangler January 16, 2023
Baby Penis
Tiny penis that most guys have as a baby and grow out of, but some guys unfortunately keep they're baby penis forever
Baby Penis by Embarrassedonlive June 4, 2026
Baby Jew Penis
the smallest penis known to man only one person other then a baby jew has this and his name is Joe. the person with the biggest penis discovered this and joe has been made fun of ever since what a maroon
Baby Jew Penis by austin gaykid November 27, 2007
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