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The time in a woman's life when menstrual periods permanently stop
uh...? your grandma is totally menopausal.
by _Sam_ June 9, 2005
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The natural and permanent cessation of mestruation. Occurs in women usually between the ages of 45 and 55. Results in the inability to produce children.
Kid 1: Hey, what's up?
Kid 2: I just learned my mom has menopause... looks like I'm not going to be having anymore brothers or sisters!
by KillaPBJ March 18, 2006
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A special time in a woman's life when they can't have babies anymore. They get hormonal, mean, rude, short-tempered, angry, and awkward. Bad time for teenagers to live with their moms.
She was mean because she was going through menopause.
by Ssssshhhhooooaaaawwwwttttyyyy September 25, 2008
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Old women can't have no mo' babies.
Shelby: I missed ma period!!
Chatarra: You got menopause!
by yo momma November 28, 2004
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Having a large penis growing in your stomach from doing Tik toks
by Gtg_actup May 30, 2020
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The naturally occurring cessation of a woman menstrating. It usually occurs between ages 45 and 55. The pause that refreshes.
Mary had her menopause recently.
by Cranberry Bob March 27, 2022
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just one of the many excuses women have to bitch about everything they see
Woman: "GOD DAMMIT! YOU NEVER FUCKING DO ANYTHING FOR ME!!!!!!"
Man: "JESUS CHRIST! THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM!!!!!"
Woman: "Sorry, I'm just going through menopause!"
Man: "So, is that your excuse to be a complete and total bitch for today?"
Woman: "Pretty much!"
by bored15yrold March 1, 2012
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