Pengus

When there's fungus inside your rock hard cock

Man:Man I can't wait to have sex with this girl

Girl: *unzips pants* wait, is that pengus that nasty *procceds to give him the succ*

by Lil bitty wipe May 17, 2018

Pengus

A being that is known in nose culture and worshipped for it's great teachings. It is depicted as a giant floating nose and is only called upon by it's loyal followers

In the great prophet's telling of 'The Penible' Pengus appears before a weak nosed man and grants him his wish of a stronger nose.

by Unstoppable Rex June 28, 2019

pengued

railing a girl so hard in the va-jj or the tail pipe that she waddles out of the room like a penguin would

hey man , i pengued this girl so hard last night , she's now in a wheel chair.

by 32 saunby boys October 20, 2010

pengus

noun, a penis that does not hang lower than the bottom of the scrotum. it is incredibly embarrising.

dude, Haydn just took a photo of his pengus and sent it to everyone.

by nosebleedsneeze August 07, 2007

Pengu

A kids show about a penguin made of clay, who gets smacked around by his parents and beats the shit outa his friends by chucking showballs at their clay faces.
He commonly uses the phrase "Meep, meep"

"Pengu got into a snowball fight with the neighbourhood seals and he whooped their asses."

by Stu Bawden March 15, 2005

pengued

To be extremely stoned and beyond the point of greening out you get pengued. To walk around waddling like a penguin like pengu. This can also mean swaying back and forth like a palm tree whilst standing.

Aaron: I've smoked far too much weed I cant stand still.
Alex: Fuck you're pengued

by gettinpengued April 15, 2015

pengu

my name is pengu. it is short for penguin

hi pengu u suck

by pengu10 February 23, 2021